Tuesday, September 15, 2009

We Now Interrupt For This Special Public Service Announcement..


When removing roasted almonds or cookies from an oven always use both hands to lift the pan out of the oven and both hands to close the oven door. DO NOT try to open, remove with one hand and close with the other simultaneously. This will not, I repeat, will not work in your favor.


"If fooled, you can't get fooled again..."



WRONG! As the saying goes, Fool me once, shame on you, pan. Fool me twice, shame on me.. in the shape of a burnt almond ouchie.


"How the frak do you burn yourself twice roasting almonds??"


I've been asking myself the same question, twice a day, which is how often I change my arm bandage. It's been three weeks. Lesson learned, ok?

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